Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Noir: "Call Me Ischmael", but wipe first!


Moby Dick typed on toilet paper!  Starting bid $995.00





Moby Dick typed on toilet paper
My friend and I once joked that toilet paper 
should have instructions printed on them for 
certain people.



There are four full rolls, one roll (epilogue) is about 1/5 of a roll and one half-roll.  All of the rolls of TP came out of a brand new - clean- package of 2-ply Cottonelle.

They've been handled very gingerly and infrequently.

As you'll see in the following photos, one or two rolls have a tear at the beginning. This is where I was trying to pull the paper through the typewriter.

I've kept this mod oddity in a box in a cool, dry place for the last 10 years and have only broken it out to prove to doubters that I actually
did it.



I will ship these securely in a plastic storage
bin with plenty of padding so it won't be damaged during shipping.
Only on Ebay!


1 comments:

  1. Hmm, I wonder which book I should type on toilet paper to make a quick thou?

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