Saturday, January 28, 2012

Noir: R.I.P. Philip Vannatter


LOS ANGELES — Philip Vannatter, the Los Angeles police detective who led the investigation of the 1994 slayings of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman, has died.

Vannatter died of complications from cancer Friday in Santa Clarita, Calif., his wife, Rita, said. He was 70.

“He was a real blue-collar detective,” O.J. Simpson prosecutor Christopher Darden said in an emotional interview Sunday. “He did his job the best he could and he was a fine detective, one of the best.”

Vannatter was among the first detectives to arrive at former football star Simpson’s mansion in June 1994 after the stabbing deaths of Simpson’s ex-wife, Nicole, and her friend, Goldman.

In 1977, Vannatter arrested film director Roman Polanski in the lobby of the Beverly Wilshire Hotel on charges of having unlawful sex with a 13-year-old girl.

One colleague told the Los Angeles Times in 1994 that Vannatter was a bear of a man who once kicked a door off its hinges while arresting a robbery suspect. When Vannatter worked as a detective in Los Angeles’ Venice section in the 1970s he would have contests with colleagues to see how long they could hold a sledgehammer with one arm outstretched.

But his work was challenged repeatedly during the Simpson trial, and Vannatter often responded testily on the stand when Simpson’s attorneys questioned him. 
Simpson’s defense team branded Vannatter a “devil of deception” and said he had used a vial of blood from Simpson to plant evidence at the former football star’s estate. The detective acknowledged that he had a vial of Simpson’s blood in an unsealed envelope in his car during a visit to Simpson’s home, but was unapologetic about the matter and said he was simply carrying it to a criminalist.

Vannatter was perhaps more enraged by a member of his own team: Detective Mark Fuhrman, whose racist rants had been recorded in interviews with a screenwriter and who invoked the Fifth Amendment against self-incrimination under questioning by the Simpson legal team about whether he had ever planted evidence.

In 2008, Simpson was convicted in Las Vegas of criminal conspiracy, kidnapping, assault, robbery and using a deadly weapon.

“We got great pleasure seeing him incarcerated. But we didn’t need that by then anyway,” said Vannatter’s wife, Rita.

Noir: KIM DOTCONvict


Mega-man: The fast, fabulous, fraudulent life of Megaupload's Kim Dotcom

Mega-man: The fast, fabulous, fraudulent life of Megaupload's Kim Dotcom
Since the shutdown of Megaupload, stories have erupted about the life and exploits of the company's founder, a self-styled "Dr. Evil" of file sharing. Kim Dotcom's opulent digs, high-end cars, fondness for models and other Bond-villain-esque behaviors have been splashed across websites and have confused evening newscasts for the last week.
The man once known as Kim Schmitz (and as Kimble, and as Kim Tim Jim Vestor, and finally as Kim Dotcom), now awaiting extradition from New Zealand to face charges of conspiracy, money laundering and copyright crimes in the US, has enveloped his actual life in a cloud of hype and bluster that echo the worst of the dot-com bubble from which he took his new surname. In 2001, the Telegraph called Schmitz "a PR man's nightmare and a journalist's dream." 
Schmitz wrote recently that all that's behind him a now; a family man, he's even happy to meet the neighbors for coffee. But when New Zealand police arrived at his mansion outside Auckland last week with helicopters, they cut their way through various locks and then into the home's safe room, where Dotcom was reportedly standing close to a sawed-off shotgun, and they took him into custody. The worldwide raids, in which hundreds of servers were also seized in the US and in which 100 officers raided homes and offices in Hong Kong, have just added another layer to the legend Dotcom has been building since he was a teenager: god of hackers, Midas-touch Internet investor, Modern Warfare 3 multiplayer champion.
Dotcom has gone out of his way since the early 1990s to put himself at the center of media attention. He's certainly got it now. But who, really, is this guy?

The rise of Kimble

Kim Dotcom enjoys a bath with balloons.
Kim Dotcom enjoys a bath with balloons.
Born in Kiel, Germany to a Finnish mother (the source of his dual citizenship), Schmitz has made a career out of being larger than life, which seems appropriate for a six foot, six inch man (give or take an inch—his height seems to change with every report) who can fill a room with his 300+ pound presence.
In the early 1990s, Schmitz used a little hacker cred and the growing paranoia over the powers of computer hackers and phreakers to launch a media-powered cybersecurity career. He got his first shot at media stardom in 1992, when he was interviewed by the German press and then featured in a December Forbes article on the "computer hacker crime wave." Schmitz took advantage of the complete lack of technical credibility of reporters and the growing "hacker mystique" to create a sexier, more dangerous version of himself—if not James Bond, then Dr. No.
Giving his hacker handle "Kimble" (which he later claimed was taken from the name of the main character in the film The Fugitive), and claiming to be the leader of an international hacker group called Dope, Schmitz said he had hacked hundreds of US companies' PBX systems and was selling the access codes at $200 a pop, bragging that "every PBX is an open door to me." He also claimed to have developed an encrypted phone that could not be tapped, and to have sold a hundred of them.
In his 2001 interview with the Telegraph, he also claimed to have hacked Citibank and transferred $20 million to Greenpeace, a claim refuted by Greenpeace, which had a total operating budget of just twice that in the mid-1990s. (While Citi washacked in 1996, it was by a group of Russian hackers—and they certainly didn't donate the money to charity.) He also claimed to have hacked NASA and said that he had accessed Pentagon systems to read top-secret information on Saddam Hussein during the Gulf War.
There's no record to substantiate most of this; perhaps some of it is true. What he did do was steal phone calling card codes and conduct a premium number fraud similar to the recent rash of Filipino phreaking frauds. He bought stolen phone card account information from American hackers. After setting up premium toll chat lines in Hong Kong and in the Caribbean, he used a "war dialer" program to call the lines using the stolen card numbers—ringing up €61,000 in ill-gained profits.
Schmitz was also playing pirate in other ways. Andreas Bogk, a member of the Chaos Computer Club, recently told the Wall Street Journal that Schmitz set up a computer system for the uploading and downloading of pirated PC software, charging people for access. (Schmitz exposed the scheme in an interview with a German television news program, and it was subsequently shut down by Deutsche Telekom.)
Schmitz's efforts to branch into the "legit" world of security consulting with his security company Data Protect initially backfired by exposing his real identity—and by allowing it to be connected to his hacker credentials. InMarch of 1994, he was arrested by police for trafficking in stolen phone calling card numbers. He was held in custody for a month, then arrested again on additional hacking charges shortly afterward—and again released. In 1998, he was convicted of 11 counts of computer fraud, 10 counts of data espionage, and an assortment of other charges. He received a two-year suspended sentence—because, at just 20, he was declared "under age" at the time the crimes were committed.
But Schmitz used the notoriety to boost his security business. He soon landed a security contract for Data Protect with the airline Lufthansa by demonstrating an apparent security vulnerability—though according to claims by others in the German hacking community, his connection to the airline was thanks to collaboration with an insider there, and to the hacking skills of an accomplice.
The influx of cash began to fuel Schmitz's fantasy fulfillment engine, funding his love of fast cars and outrageous antics. He promoted his new bad-boy rich hacker genius image through a bizarre Flash movie called Kimble, Special Agent, in which his cartoon alter-ego drives a "Megacar" and then a "Megaboat" before breaking into Bill Gates' compound and riddling the wall behind Gates with a machine gun (spelling out "Linux" with bullet holes). The cartoon was the first public demonstration of Schmitz's obsession with all things Mega.

Rags to riches

A year after the slap on the wrist, Schmitz shifted his focus from phone fraud to Internet start-ups. Almost from the beginning, he made an effort to portray himself as someone who was Germany's answer to Silicon Valley—even if he was closer to Pets.com than to Yahoo.
His first effort tied together two of the great loves of his life: the Internet and expensive cars. Schmitz and Data Protect led the development of a real Megacar, an Internet-connected luxury car system with its own Pentium III Windows NT on-board computer, router, multi-camera video conferencing system, and 17-inch display. To get the broadband bandwidth required, the car had 16 multiplexed GSM cellular connections.The sticker price started at $90,000.
While it went nowhere, the press it received helped raise the profile of Data Protect—and of Schmitz. Schmitz was also making other efforts to create his persona. In 1999, according to New Zealand's Investigatemagazine (PDF), he was spotted at the airport in Munich getting his picture taken inside parked airplanes, which he then used to suggest that he owned them.
Scenes from Kimble Goes Monaco Parts I and II
Scenes from "Kimble Goes Monaco," Schmitz's self-financed documentary of a lavish trip to the Monaco Grand Prix.
In 2000, Schmitz sold an 80 percent stake in Data Protect to the German conglomerate TÜV Rheinland, which bought the company for its "in-depth network expertise." Schmitz held the remaining stake through his new holding company, Kimvestor.
Flush with at least some cash, Schmitz was quick to burn some of it by waving his own particular brand of freak flag. He hired a German centerfold, a collection of other actors, a film crew, and fast car aficionados for a self-produced film called Kimble Goes Monaco—a road movie about a lavish trip to Monaco, including a cruise on a rented yacht. The movie was punctuated with Schmitz playing with expensive toys, and featured a bizarre Bill-Gates-is-spying-on-me subplot.
Kimble Goes Monaco
The image Schmitz was selling was embraced by the press, as a 2001 Guardian report on his "rags to riches" tale shows:
The 6'4", 18-stone giant has since divided his time between growing Kimvestor - which he values at 200m euros - and spending his money on top models, fast cars and expensive boats. He now owns a Challenger jet, a helicopter, several sports cars and a yacht. Last May he spent $1m (£684,000) chartering a 240-foot luxury yacht for a week, mooring it in Monte Carlo harbour for the Monaco Formula One Grand Prix and throwing lavish parties for guests including Prince Ranier of Monaco.
Mission Kimpossible
Whatever money was actually being made at this point is unclear, but Schmitz continued to live in grand style—or at least keep up the appearance of it. He kept adding to his collection of exotic and high-end cars, and also ran into trouble across Europe for his involvement in illegal street racing. He returned to race in the Gumball 3000 in 2003, pumping up his "Dr. Evil" image by bragging about bribing Moroccan police to stop a competitor—and then bumping that car when he discovered it was ahead of him.
Kimble drives dirty in 2003's Gumball 3000 road race
During all these exploits, Schmitz was using his Web presence to attempt to recruit volunteers to power his new Kimpire, offering promises of future wealth to those who made it to his "Hall of Fame," begging on his kimble.org site for translation services, Web referrals, and even free Web hosting:
Every Kimpire profit will be shared between everybody who made it to the Hall of Fame. If you make substantial contributions to the Kimpire, your name will appear in the Hall of Fame. Earn respect, friendship, wisdom and money with your support for the Kimpire. The Kimpire can make you rich and the other way around. The Kimpire will rule the world, so better be a part of it ;-)… If you know cool words that include "KIM", send them. Some examples: Kimpire, Kimply the Best, Kimasutra, Kimmercial, Kimpany, Kimvestor, Kim Kong, Mission Kimpossible, Kimsalabim, etc. The best words will make it to the upcoming release of the Kimpire Lexicon.
A "Kimpire" might sound ridiculous, but it was about to become a reality—thanks to file hosting. 

Mega Millions

All this was prelude to what would become Schmitz's biggest actual moneymaking scheme—the file-sharing business. To get the project rolling, Schmitz decided it was time to make a full break from his highly dubious reputation. In 2005, the name of Data Protect was changed to Megaupload, and Schmitz registered yet another company—Vestor Limited—as its owner.
That wasn't the only obscuring going on. About the same time, Schmitz officially changed his legal name to Kim Dotcom—and used his Finnish heritage to register a passport under the name "Kim Tim Jim Vestor" as well, using the address of a step-sibling in Turku, Finland. The Vestor persona was used in the creation of Vestor Limited. It wasn't until 2007 that Kim Dotcom was revealed to be connected in any way to Megaupload, and his role as founder wasn't revealed until 2011 by the company.
But as Megaupload's profits mounted—both from legitimate use and from the alleged piracy of content ranging from music to porn—Dotcom's 68 percent share of the business finally made him the sort of money he had always acted like he had.
The US government, in its indictment against the "Mega Conspiracy," said that the company had pulled in US$175 million since its inception, most coming from users who paid for premium download accounts. The money was spent lavishly. By the time of the raid on Megaupload, Hong Kong police said that Schmitz had been renting an actual office in a luxury Hong Kong hotel suite that went for HK$100,000 (US$12,800)—perday.
The Mega offices in a Hong Kong hotel suite
The Mega offices in a Hong Kong hotel suite
Married with three children, Dotcom eventually decided to move to New Zealand to better enjoy his wealth and toys. He attempted to purchase a NZ$30 million (US$24 million) mansion outside Auckland—and smooth his path to residency through a NZ$10 million investment in government bonds, putting him into the "high investment" category for immigration. He donated heavily to the Christchurch earthquake relief fund and even paid for a half-million dollar fireworks display on New Year's Eve 2011 in Auckland.
Kim Dotcom's New Years' Eve fireworks spectacular
While waiting for the paperwork to clear, Dotcom arranged a lease of the desired Coatsville mansion from a company set up by the mansion's previous owner, the founder of the "Christmas hamper" layaway businessChrisco.
In the meantime, he erected a sign at the gate to the mansion's property declaring it to be "Dotcom Mansion," and started strewing the property with his toys—including cars with the now-infamous collection of vanity plates.
Kim Dotcom's Rolls, minus its vanity tag.
Kim Dotcom's Rolls, minus its vanity tag.
Some of Kim Dotcom's cars in his estate's garage before they were seized by police
Some of Kim Dotcom's cars in his estate's garage before they were seized by police
Photo illustration by Aurich Lawson (After Pen & Pixel)

Friday, January 27, 2012

Noir: R.I.P. Robert Hegyes aka Juan Epstein


Robert Hegyes dies at 60

Robert Hegyes, who played Juan Epstein, one of the so-called Sweathogs on the 1970s ABC comedy "Welcome Back Kotter," died from an apparent heart attack Thursday morning in Metuchen, N.J. He was 60.

In "Kotter" Hegyes co-starred alongside a young John Travolta as the half-Jewish, half-Puerto Rican high school student whose full name was Juan Luis Pedro Phillipo de Huevos Epstein.
Born in New Jersey to a Hungarian father and Italian mother, Hegyes studied theater at Rowan U. and began his career onstage. He portrayed Chico Marx in "An Evening With Groucho" and later said he based his performance of Epstein on the frenetic Marx brother.
He made his first smallscreen appearance on "The Streets of San Francisco" in 1975 and guested on a variety of TV shows, including "CHiPs," "NewsRadio" and "Diagnosis Murder." He also appeared on a number of gameshows, on a 1995 episode of "Saturday Night Live" and as himself on a 1998 episode of "The Drew Carey Show."
The actor also did some teaching at Rowan U. and elsewhere.
Hegyes and most of the rest of the "Kotter" cast reunited last year at the TV Land Awards on the occasion of the show's 35th anniversary. He also appeared last year on "Good Morning America."
Hegyes was the cousin of Jon Bon Jovi. He was married and divorced three times and is survived by two children, two stepchildren and three siblings.

Noir: ED in Plants - No More!







The horticultural expert says chemicals in the sex drug make cut flowers stand on end for longer. He claims plants fed with water and crushed tablets stay upright for a week longer than those simply kept in water. The host of Garden ER on Channel 5, said: ‘You only need a tiny amount of Viagra to stiffen things up nicely.‘Just 1mg of Viagra – there are 50mg in a single Viagra tablet – dissolved into water with your plants will make them last a week long. 
‘Viagra contains nitric oxide, which slows down the dying process in plants. The same chemical relaxes the muscles in a man’s penis, allowing the blood rush which is how Viagra perks things up. ‘Soluble aspirin works in the same way, too. Put one tablet into some wilting flowers and the effervescence will prolong their life.’ He said scientists were working on a version of Viagra for plants. ‘Our genetics are compatible to those of plants in many ways,’ he added. Former This Morning gardening expert Domoney also reckons a shot of vodka will stop the water in a vase going green, beer makes a great slug trap, tea will revitalise azaleas and Deep Heat sprayed on a tea bag is a harmless repellant to keep out cats.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Noir: Sex For McNuggets




Police say a Southern California woman offered McDonald's restaurant drive-thru customers sex for chicken McNuggets.
Burbank police Lt. John Dilibert says 31-year-old Khadijah Baseer was seen opening the car doors of customers in a McDonald's drive-thru lane on Jan. 11.
The lieutenant says the Los Angeles woman, a frequent panhandler in the area, told customers she would swap sex for the fast-foot item.
Baseer was arrested for investigation of prostitution, cited and released.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Noir: Cold War Housing. Silo Living II.

Former Nuclear Missile Silo For Sale in the Form of a House



Atlas F site

Upstate NY's Adirondack State Park20 acres (or more). Most highly developed Atlas F site, part of exclusive airport subdivision on (FAA approved) 2050' runway, Low taxes. Privacy, security, and, unlimited possibilities. NO other like it anywhere.
Price $4.6 million

Not to be confused with the one in Indiana, nor the one some 15 miles away in Plattsburgh, N.Y., here's yet another former Atlas-F nuclear missile silo that's been parading around as a residence since being rescued from abandonment by the two cousins who spent two decades converting it. Listed for $750K, the four-bedroom property, set on 19 acres in Adirondack State Park, includes an 1,800-square-foot above-ground main house as well as an additional 2,300 square feet of subterranean space in quarters reached via a keypad-locked stairwell.

Underground, there's a kitchen, dining room, entertaining room, and Jacuzzi-adorned bathrooms, all surrounded by a concrete-and-steel shell, plus a 50-foot tunnel leading to a missile silo that's buried 185 feet below the earth. Given that it can withstand a nuclear attack, it's not such a bad place to hide out from unwanted holiday guests or wait out the next apocalypse.

The site features a new well / 200 amp electrical service / phone / original 1800 gallon functional septic. Contemporary fiber optic effect lighting along with natural sunlight rendition back lighting. High circulation venting (two 18" vent tubes), specifically designed to handle the demands of everyday living as well as those that may be posed in a crisis situation. (i.e. a nuclear or biochemical attack).
The escape hatch looking up
Back in the late 1950's and early 1960's when the Cold War was hot, the U.S. government built hundreds of Atlas-F missile silos (for 18 Million each in 1961) to prepare the country for an attack that never came. Today, most of these silos lie abandoned and filled with water, monuments to governments wastefulness and a bygone era.
But now, thanks to two entrepreneurial cousins, one of these silos located in beautiful Adirondack State Park is finding new life as a luxury home with its own private airport.

Surely one of the most unique real estate properties you could own, the missile silo home sits on 20 acres (with 85 additional acres available) of manicured grounds, forest and trails. Above ground, it features a hangar and spacious open living room and fireplace with wrap around porch. Below ground, and accessible via stairs from above ground home in what was once the launch control center, now is a two level, 2300 sq.ft., 3 bedroom 2-1/2 bath with open living area and kitchen adjoined by a spiral staircase.

Huge doors open to a large tunnel that accesses the silo that has an additional 20,000 square feet of useable space with unlimited possibilities. The perfect getaway home, it has its own direct runway access, its climate controlled and is capable of withstanding a nuclear hit.

The Silo has a climate constant/approx. 58 degree earth ambient temperature. It is 52' diameter x 178' deep / 9 floor steel superstructure. Entire steel superstructure hangs from gigantic spring suspension system designed to absorb shock of a direct nuclear hit.

The escape hatch looking up

Back in the late 1950's and early 1960's when the Cold War was hot, the U.S. government built hundreds of Atlas-F missile silos (for 18 Million each in 1961) to prepare the country for an attack that never came. Today, most of these silos lie abandoned and filled with water, monuments to governments wastefulness and a bygone era.

But now, thanks to two entrepreneurial cousins, one of these silos located in beautiful Adirondack State Park is finding new life as a luxury home with its own private airport.

Surely one of the most unique real estate properties you could own, the missile silo home sits on 20 acres (with 85 additional acres available) of manicured grounds, forest and trails. Above ground, it features a hangar and spacious open living room and fireplace with wrap around porch. Below ground, and accessible via stairs from above ground home in what was once the launch control center, now is a two level, 2300 sq.ft., 3 bedroom 2-1/2 bath with open living area and kitchen adjoined by a spiral staircase.

Huge doors open to a large tunnel that accesses the silo that has an additional 20,000 square feet of useable space with unlimited possibilities. The perfect getaway home, it has its own direct runway access, its climate controlled and is capable of withstanding a nuclear hit.

The Silo has a climate constant/approx. 58 degree earth ambient temperature. It is 52' diameter x 178' deep / 9 floor steel superstructure. Entire steel superstructure hangs from gigantic spring suspension system designed to absorb shock of a direct nuclear hit.





Noir: Cold War Housing. Silo Living.

When you first see it in the distance, you wouldn’t think it anything other than a picturesque home in the Adirondacks:
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But this house has a secret.
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As you head for the door, chopped wood piled high around the porch almost invites you in to warm up over a roaring fire.
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Inside, the spacious living room is indeed a cozy place to escape the winter’s cold…
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…with enormous windows offering breathtaking views of the surrounding Saranac Valley:
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Just about the last thing you’d notice is this door:
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After all, it seems like nothing other than a closet, or maybe a door to the basement. But if you were to try the door, you’d find it locked.
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It’s about then you might notice the keypad on the wall beside the door, and perhaps become curious about what was on the other side. If you were to enter the correct keycode, the door would swing open…
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…revealing a long staircase surrounded by cement walls…
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…leading to a 2,000 pound steel blast door:
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Why would you need a 2,000 pound steel blast door in the middle of the Adirondacks?Because this particular house was built on the site of a 9-story Cold War-era Atlas F underground missile launch site – and it’s still there:
Backstory: I was in upstate New York over Christmas break when I read an article in the local paper about a man who had purchased a decommissioned 1960′s missile launch site in 1995, built a few houses and an airstrip on the property, and was now looking to sell it ($750k and it’s yours! click here!), or perhaps lease it for film production use.
I. HAD. TO. SEE. THIS. PLACE.
I immediately contacted the owners, who graciously provided me with a tour which I am thrilled to present below.
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There are not one but two blast doors at the entrance to the facility:
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Here, you find yourself at the top of a cement staircase, which takes you to both the missile launch control room and the 9-story silo:
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Our first stop was the former launch control room, which has been renovated by the owners into a multi-story living space.
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Back in the 1960′s, this would have been filled with computers used to launch and guide an intercontinental ballistic missile armed with a nuclear warhead in the event of, well, Armageddon ala Dr. Strangelove. Hundreds of such launch sites were built throughout the United States, including 12 Atlas F facilities in the Plattsburgh area.
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To get a sense of where we are in the facility, here’s a schematic of the launch control center (we entered down that long staircase, passed through the blast doors, and continued into launch control):
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See the tube marked Escape Hatch? The original escape hatch is still there to this day, and actually was one of the easiest ways of loading building materials in and out of the complex during renovations:
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But of course, the real question is: what did the missile launch computer look like? Here it is, courtesy of the insanely informative SiloWorld.net site.
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Picture courtesy of SiloWorld.net - Click for more about US Missile Silos!
That’s an actual Atlas-F Launch Control Center pictured above. While skimming through the 537 page Atlas base instruction manual (of course there was a manual! Click here to read it – 29mb PDF), I came across a schematic of the computer layout complete with labels. I’m not exactly sure which one is the launch button – click below for a much larger picture:
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I’m curious if this phone was also involved – it looks like you’d insert a key to “Commit.”
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Meanwhile, this is the countdown monitor panel, located on one of the banks of computers in the background of the picture above:
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A facility like this cost around $18,000,000 in 1958, nearly $400,000,000 in today’s dollars. And yet by the mid-1960′s, all of the Atlas facilities were decommissioned, rendered obsolete by the next generation Titan II rocket (and later, the Nuclear Arms treaty). In fact, this particular silo, which opened in 1962 and closed in 1965, was never even equipped with a missile.
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Sadly, the military ripped out anything of proprietary value from the launch control and silo, including the computers. A lot of cool ornamentation remains though, like these original lighting fixtures:
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I’m not sure why, but circular rooms centered around enormous cement columns have such a definitive retro-by-way-of-1950′s-futurism feel:
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A winding staircase was installed by the new owners…
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…taking you to an additional room below…
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…complete with a marble bathroom!
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But now for the good stuff: the silo. We continued down the main staircase to the bottom floor:
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From there, we passed through another enormous steel door…
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…into a tube-shaped hallway…
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Reverse on the door: these doors would all be latched shut in the event of a launch:
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We continued through yet another huge door…
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Beside it, cables connecting the launch control room to the silo would have passed through these openings:
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The mesh floor, now rusted with age:
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One final steel door…
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And then we were in the missile silo:
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The missile would have originally sat in the space beyond the railing…
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…and man is that a drop!
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The silo would have of course looked completely different during its operating days:
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Something like this today…
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…would have looked like this in the 1960′s:
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So what happened to the facility after it was decommissioned? Incredibly, the entire complex was flooded with water. This was actually standard government policy for decommissioned silos, as it was a surefire way to prevent trespassing. Also, according to one person I spoke with, the area around this particular silo was quite a bit more rough and tumble during the 1960′s due to a local mining operation, and there was concern that bodies might end up ditched in the silo.
This is one of many pipes that brought in water from the nearby Saranac river:
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It took months and months to pump out the water, and it was actually in pretty good condition when it first came out. In fact, a bunch of silos remain flooded to this day, and you can actually scuba dive in some!

The missile was held in a “crib,” which would have raised it up for launch through a pair of doors at ground level. Those doors have since been sealed…
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However, if you go above the silo…
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…there’s still a vent over where the missile would have risen up:
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One very cool artifact remains from this process…
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The enormous hardware which would have opened the silo doors:
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Below, a schematic showing how it functioned:
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Another cool relic from the silo’s operating days…
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The entire missile crib apparatus was attached to enormous shocks, which were intended to absorb the kick-back of a rocket taking off:
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The springs pictured above attach to enormous crib supports mounted on the walls:
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Today, it’s a bit difficult to get from level to level. A spiral staircase still runs up all nine levels…
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However, the elevator is long gone:
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Below, what the silo elevator would have looked like, with emergency breathing masks:
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It’s almost unbelievable to think that in just 50 years, this…
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…and this…
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…became this:
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Maybe that’s a good thing, in a way.
Being located north of Albany, it’d be quite a commute for your average film crew to go that far from New York City for a film shoot. But for the right movie or TV show looking to spend days or weeks on location, this could be a dream location (ahemJamesBondahem). Not only do you get a beautiful mountain home and defunct missile silo…
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There’s also an FAA approved 2,050-foot runway…
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…acres and acres of woodland…
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Gorgeous views…
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And even a log cabin!
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Just be sure to set up the Locations Department in this room:
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Touring this place was really incredible, and I can’t thank the owners enough for allowing me access. For additional information and to get in contact, simply go to www.silohome.com.
I’ve been to pretty much everything, from abandoned castles to top of the line penthouses, but an Adirondacks vacation house built over a defunct Cold War-era missile silo? That’s something special.
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-SCOUT
PS – This is from the beginning of the Atlas F Missile Site Instruction Manual – I love that a cute girl was used among the pictures to get you to STOP! on this page:
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(Thank you, Scouting New York)